fudge brown

Heaven

Full name: Fudge Brown

Birthdate: August 1995 - August 15th 2006. RIP Fudge

Place of birth: North Weald, Essex

Breed: labrador

School: self-educated

Artists: labra-DOORS; just love jim morrison

Tracks: anything by wolf-gang beethoven

Movies: dirty dogs, reservoir dogs and

TV Programmes: one man and his dog

Hobbies: eating and playstation

Sports: swimming, fetch and running

Best Mates: roquette, dude and anyone who throws cones for me,

gavin norman and the vet for keeping me alive!

Food: anything and everything! not keen on my new special diet

Restaurant: wheelie-bins at the bottom of the road

Colour: brown

Languages: English and DOGgy French

Towns: Barking

Fave Sites: www.weightwatchers.co.uk & www.diabetes.org.uk

Ambitions: to help people cross the road and ultimately work for a blind celebrity before selling their secrets to The news of the World and then retiring with Roquette to chatel

Cars: not interested since rover went bust

Dislikes: drivers that jump the lights

Claim to fame: I recently nearly died and have now been diagnosed with diabetes which means they have to chase me round the garden first thing every morning and catch my pee on a tiny test paper, then they have to inject me with insulin. i hope to be able to do it by myself within three months