roquette bird

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Full name: Roquette Jonathon Ross Bird

Birthdate: About 8 years ago

Place of birth: Studland, Dorset

School: Sunstar Gundog Training Wareham

Artists: Snoop dog and Madogna

Tracks:Can’t get you out of my head, Who let the dogs out

Movies:Lassie come home, Cats and dogs.

TV Programmes: Crufts.

Football team: Dogcaster Rovers

Hobbies: sleeping, looking after the kids, catching and eating flies

Sports: 10,000 metres

Best Mates: Fudge and Dude

Food: The children’s left over’s (thanks lottie) and breast of mutton

Restaurant: L’Arc en Ciel, Chatel

Colour: colour blind- sorry!

Girlfriend: Gay and rather fancy Dude McKay (see below on left not right of course!)

Languages: English, French and some Dutch

Ambitions: to be able to water-ski on one ski only and to buy a small kennel and retire back to Chatel

Cars: Mitsubishi Truck in the back with my ears flapping in the wind

Dislikes: Arabs and water

Claim to fame: survived major car crash in chatel, needless to say i wasn’t driving but did have to pretend to the police that i was as the driver was over the limit (not lucy or wayne!)